Today In Sexual Confusion

Sometimes a corn dog is just a corn dog.

Charlie Nash / Mediaite:

Congressman Tells Fox News, 'I Don't Drink Out of a Straw, Brother - That's What the Women in My House Do'  —  Rep. Tim Burchett (R-TN) told Fox News on Thursday that he doesn't “drink out of a straw” because “that's what the women in my house do.”  —  During a montage of interviews … 

Hayley Miller / MSNBC:   GOP congressman's reason for refusing to drink out of straws is depressing

Filip Timotija / The Hill:   House Republican says he doesn't use straws: 'That's what the women in my house do'

Good ol' boy "Butch" Burchett there thinks drinking from a straw makes a man look "effeminate". Get out of the closet, Timmy, maybe you won't be such a jerk.

Seriously, are all Republican politicians just pressure cookers of Freudian weirdness & some kind of religious repression waiting to explode?